Get in my car, start her up, back up a bit. All of a sudden I get a fair amount of resistance. So I continue to back up all the way into the driveway and halfway into the alley when I realize that there's somewhere between four and six inches of beautiful clean powder on te ground. Most beautiful snow I've ever seen, especially in Texas were we mostly get ice and te snow typically turns into ice withing an hour of falling.
I can barely get a coke can under my car without my scrawny ass sitting in the car. I can't get out of my driveway.
That's four FUCKING days without going to work! I'm going nuts!! I want to see an airplane on jacks, damnit!
Hi, I'm John. I'm a hacky sackin', rock climbin', scuba divin', aircraft mechanic.