- Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:14 pm
#142678
HOLLLY CRAP! how wierd i was jus bout to start athred like this for COP stories hahah and boy oh boy have i have plenty. iv had about 7 or 8 fix it tickets in santa rosa ca and couldnt tell you how mny times iv been pulled over by cops... heres a few jus the ones i like..
first one is im driving down the street and see a cop in the rear view. oulls me over. come to the window and ask for the usual. licence etc..
walks around the car twice and says..
"son reason i pulled you over is becasue you have your plates on the dash and its illegal. heres your ticket.
i asked him how he saw my front end coming from behind me the whole time?? haha no answer. lol
second i was sanding my car a little everyday after school. i lived behind a middle school and a few blocks away was the HS. so im going home and a cop is in the parking lot of the middle school. so i drive. see him and he starts jamming through traffic. i lived right there so i got to my house before he could get around the cars. i open my door and there he is saying get back in and all. comes up tp all hard and asks me why i drive a stollen car with no registration and insurance and No REAR PLATES. my answer is im going to repaint it and i was sanding it so i removed the rear plates n forgot to put em back one. front ones were still on.. i shut him up when i said its my car heres all my paperwork. plates are right there. anything man?
"you dont get smart with me son."
"what did i do? im at my house already"
"yea but i have been watching your car sit here in front of this house and i thought it was suspicios and i know its stollen."
so maybe when your 17 you shouldnt get sassy with cops.
i said i know the drill. give me my fix it and ill put plates on it sign it off and doo the same thing again. and if you have been watching my car for the last month like you said maybe you would see me sanding it and doin my thing. so ill pull it into the driveway so you can go home with your quata of tickets for the day... ouch he wasnt happy.
" get smart with me and ill take your car.. huh you want me to take or you want to keep it?
i told him it doesnt matter cuz either way i wasnt giving it to him and i was jus gona drive it up the drive way"
lets jus say it was a bad i dea and just that i got a ticket for alot of things haha
3rd. ill keep this one short. driving with the g and in five minutes and 5 blocks i got pulled over 3 times. haha all said the same thing and kinda let me go.. i was on a date.. lol
but as to the chula vista thing you wrote about.. they are assholes. i crossed the border from my moms house. took the first exit and drove into the post office.on san yisidro blvd. parked locked the car and was about 3 to 4 feet away from the car when a cop cuts me off. already a long day i was furious. started to walk around the his car and he gets out all tough. get back to the car! im like wtf? dude your kidding right?
nop he said get back and grab your pappers. he fallows me back to my car and says it was because my plates were on the winshield and not on the front bumper. i said whatever cuz i wasnt in a good mood. he asked if i could put the plates on the front i said yes i even have the screws. he stood me by the back bumper agains the car n let me tell you i was HOTT. put my hands in my pocket jus chillin they both come back and say keep your hands where we can see them..
yea no problem. then 5 minutes later he said can you get back in the car. great thanks you officer. no a/c. so i get in with my door open and feet out. nop get all the way in and shut the door. so i told him its hot so chill down.. he didnt like that and they came back to my car when i turned it on to roll the window down. he gave me my ticket and i told him its dumb that he cant wait 2 seconds while i put the plates on with the screws i had next to me. he said ' we dont have that kind of time"
bad reply when i said you have time to pull me over for plates though right.? ouch again..
"really i said?? theres another 25 bucks out of my pocket. thanks to you"
"no son you just have to.."
" i know what to do so just let me sign it. thanks to you thats more miney to my bills because your gona say it doesnt cost anything.. but its 25 bucks. so jus give me the ticket please!"
he got pissed handed it to me and said hope your day get better today son. walks away smilling and starts laughing with the other cop. freakin doushhh. lol
thats it i wrote too much.. sorry guys lol