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By teal_dx
#7068 I got this email from an ad for wheels on craigslist.

Hello Sir, I am Mr. henry, i found Your (moto) for sale,i have being
looking for this to buy, and i want to know if you still have it for sale,
for more details about i have a little question to ask below about it???
1.Why are you selling it?
2.Did you discover any repairs on it?
3.For how long have you used it?
4.Your offer price?
Your Full Name....
Contact Address....
State...zip code...
Country... Tell No.......


It's almost like these morons use the same document and just paste in different names etc...

any email that starts out "Hello Sir, I am Mr...." is a scammer.

"i found Your (moto) for sale" I was selling wheels. I think he forgot to replace moto with wheels. or he was too stupid to know the difference.

"i have being looking for this to buy" poor grammar... usually a scammer
"for more details about i have a little question to ask below about it?"

The ad was a set of 19" Carlsson rims/tires for $1900. I'm going to make up random shit and see how retarded he really is :hehe:
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By teal_dx
#7069 I responded

Hi sir Henry Brain, I have a fine moto, must sell soon, the moto is like new, there are 4 motos total with tires, the size of the motos are 42" x 12" they are very large motos, the bolt patern of the motos is 7x214.3mm. please check to see if these will fit you moto. tires of the moto is 125/95/ZR42. I use them on a tractor, honda civic, and semi. selling because no longer need. No discovery of repairs except there is a hoe inside 1 tire of rear moto. Used only 437 days and 20 hours 11 minutes. best offer price is $2000 plus ship cost. there is also a $2500 handling fee. so Total offer is $5500 since I need to sell soon. You serious buyer? no personal check, only cashier check or money orders. Hope to read from you soon
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By chnzgoofball
#7070 hahaha :lol:
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By Jsa-SIR2
#7082 :lol: :lol: :lol: nuts anyone??
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By ohDirka
#7084 lol its like messing with telemarketers
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By vtec_gloucester
#7091 bloody scammers! :x
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By sihatch9508
#7102 haha ive seen people do the same thing youre doing. its fun to do. never happend to me tho
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By asianrob
#7106 lol thats great
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By LaMbErT*
#7111 Ive heard about that craiglist and scammers on socalcivic alot! Funny response, i have a hoe in one lol :lol:
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By teal_dx
#7130 he emailed me back
Thanks for your mail do you still have it for sell how much is it?


My response:

The set of all 4 motos/tires plus hoe is $5800. how would you like the motos shipped?
shipping will be extra or you can pick them up at:
380 S. Main St
Akron, OH 44313

thanks,
Brian

I'm going to keep raising the price untill he realizes it is rediculous
(that's not my home address btw)
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By Greasedmonkey
#7132 This should get good.
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By sihatch9508
#7184
Greasedmonkey wrote:This should get good.


i cant wait! :twisted:
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By Benji_Esi
#7208 LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
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By teal_dx
#7223 got a reply:
Thanks for your response. As for the offer,am based in London UK, so i will not able to come to your location to inspect the moto in person but i beleive my shipping agent will do that on my behalf. As for the
payment,you are to expect a cheque of 8.900 Usd which the shipping cost
has been included on the payment so as to make thing go faster as
possible. All you just have to do is to deduct the money for the car when
the check has cleared in your bank and help me send the remaining balance which will cover for the shippment and some other consignment which i bought in the USA to my reputable shipper who will be coming down for the pickup when all transaction has been concluded via Western Union MoneyTransfer.
So i need the below details for the payment.
1, full name
2,contact address in full(including the postal code
and country)
3,telephone number
Looking forward to read from you.
Henry
Thanks


I replied:
Mr Henry sir,
It must to be nice in the UK, is there may fancy motos there? Will the shipping company pick the motos up by truck, cargo jet or boat? So I will receive the money order for $8900 and take $6100 from that for the cost of the motos? I think I understand now.
Who will I be sending the balance of the payment to? Name, address?
As mentioned in my last email (when the price of the motos was lower) my shipping information to send the money order to is:
Brian Sullivan
380 S. Main St
Akron, OH 44311

country is USA duh lol

I am in prison at the moment for battery of a circus midget, I only get 1 phone car per day. so sorry but I do not have a contact phone number. I only have email with high speed internet n my cell.
I must sell these motos as soon as possible, need money soon for bail.
thanks,
Brian


I might have over done it, we'll see if he writes back :twisted:
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By ohDirka
#7277 raflmao wow that is hilarious..